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How Not Knowing Spanish Caused Me to Accidentally Eat a Rabbit

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If it weren’t for my need for food, I would probably never practice my Spanish.

While traveling through South America, speaking Spanish is directly tied to getting food. At a restaurant, if I’m unable to communicate what dish I want, then I don’t get to eat. I can’t think of a better motivator.

But sometimes this horribly backfires.

Like the other night, while ordering food at a Peruvian restaurant in Buenos Aires called Chan Chan, I thought I was ordering french fries with spicy sauce. I saw the word “aji,” which I knew was a spicy sauce, and the word “papas,” which I knew meant potatoes. I then ignored all the other words surrounding it because I was super hungry, and I couldn’t understand them anyway. Big mistake.

When what looked like a chicken thigh with rice and boiled potatoes arrived, I thought the waitress had gotten my order wrong.

No he pedido esto,” I said. (“I didn’t order this.”)

The waitress insisted that I did order this, so I ate it.

The suspicion that this was NOT chicken arose when I saw a strange, thin bone sticking straight out of it. Hm…that didn’t look like a chicken bone.

The texture seemed like chicken, but the aftertaste was very gamey. I thought maybe it was just bad chicken.

I continued to eat it.

All of it.

I didn’t really think about it until the next day, when I went back to that same restaurant, and my mom mentioned, “Hey, I read online that they serve rabbit here.”

My heart stopped. I grabbed the menu and looked a little more closely at what I had ordered the night before.

The first word? “Conejo.” I looked it up in Google translate.

Google Translate conejo means rabbit

I ATE A FREAKING RABBIT.

Oops.

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Amy

Amy founded The Wherever Writer in June 2012 and handed this site on to a new owner in April 2019. An avid traveler and passionate entrepreneur, Amy continues to explore the world and encourage others to follow their dreams.

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